TinderFails

If you haven't seen/followed tindernightmares on Insta you must go do so right now (well after you finish reading this of course)! I decided I needed to get back to my "I can't make this s**t up" online dating blog posts, because it really is too entertaining not to share with someone.  I'm not sure where all my old posts disappeared to...maybe someone that I blogged about found them and reported them to the police (ok, only one person will find that funny). 

Before you read any further, some of these may be a bit vulgar. I'm not blurring out any words, it's all left for you to see how disgusting some "men" really are. If you know these people, I apologize kinda...I mean there's a reason they are being blogged about, and it's not for being a great Southern gentleman. Like I said, I can't make this up, but I can spread their faces all over the inter-webs. 

That being said, we will go ahead and start with exhibit A. which does come to us from Tinder...

Soooo classy, huh? Douchebag needed a good response...

...a response that left him speechless! Men like Adam make it hard on the real gentlemen out in this world.

And next we have exhibit B. from Match...

If she doesn't reply to first time, you should definitely send the same automated, copy and paste, message again.

Hmmm not interested.

Now let me get back to Tinderizing.